Disputron

The workflow is three steps: file your dispute with a description of the grievance, watch AI-generated attorneys argue both sides in real time, then receive a verdict you can share. The vendor describes five attorney archetypes — ranging from a theatrical showman to a citation-heavy academic — so the argumentation style varies based on who the court assigns. The 'Hall of Records' lets anyone browse past verdicts publicly, which is the actual product: shareable, absurdist legal comedy. This is not a mediation tool. There is no escalation path, no real legal weight, and no mechanism for resolving anything that actually matters.